1. Two very large, very fluffy Burmese cats being taken for a walk around Centennial Park in a twin cat stroller.
2. A very large, very heavy drain cover sitting at an angle across the corresponding drain. A dead, sodden rat, with most of its fur peeling off, lying next to it.
3. A trail of footprints in blood along New South Head Road.
A merry Christmas was had by all, clearly.